Change your handwriting, change your life (!?)

In other handwriting news today (seems to be a big handwriting news day - who knew?!)... Pittsburgh's channel 2 CBS News hosted handwriting expert Michelle Dresbold who claims you can improve your life by changing your handwriting. Big claims with small changes. Here’s her advice:

1. Underlining your signature is like saying “Hey, look at me!”
2. Fully cross your “T” to show confidence.
3. Rounded handwriting is very maternal.
4. Dresbold told the female host her big loop on her signature shows she’s a busybody.
5. She told the male host that because his signature matches his handwriting, “what you see, is what you get.” If your signature is very different than your handwriting means they are putting on a show/airs.
6. Both hosts had right slanted handwriting which means they are emotional people. They agreed.

5 Red Flags to watch out for:

1. A bee stinger looks like a little bee stinger inside letters O or A. This means that person is celibate or if they do indulge, they can’t stop . (Wait, is celibacy dangerous? I mean, unfortunate maybe but dangerous?)
2. Heavy punctuation = aggressive, angry and/or obsessive people.
3. Felons’ claw = you feel guilty, or you keep setting yourself up in bad situations
4. Ambiguous numbers you’re dealing with an embezzler or con artist.
5. Devil’s fork = worst sign to see. (I do believe that if someone takes the time to make a devil's fork in their letters, one should be wary! ;).

The one thing the Dresbold did not address is if changing these five flags will save all your problems?